Critical analysis of Costco's latest food court items

Some people have said that the smoothie has a baby food flavor.

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Those are really ridiculous complaints.

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Do you even consume mango, for those who say it tastes like baby food?

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If so, this mixture resembles mangoes as well as any industrial product I can think of.

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It tastes fruity, which is wonderful.

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OK, I'll admit the texture is slightly baby food-like. It doesn't concern me.

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We now return to the modern roast beef sandwich.

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