Dog Breed-Specific Jokes for the New Year

Countless Americans make the same resolution every January: give up diet drink in favor of a healthier, cheaper lifestyle.

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By about January 3rd, most of us have given up, but perhaps our canine companions will do better.

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It's great that we're learning to love our bodies, but whose bright idea was it to give us twice as much skin as we actually require?

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Two of us could fit in one, and frankly, we're sick of it.

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We're not sure if we want to commit to a full facelift. Canines, here.

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I was wondering whether there was a bacon-flavored version of Botox.

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We need to keep up appearances, and if we go to the dog park with fillers and a brow lift, the poodles won't take us seriously.

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