Dog Breed-Specific Jokes for the New Year 

Countless Americans make the same resolution every January: give up diet drink in favor of a healthier, cheaper lifestyle.  

By about January 3rd, most of us have given up, but perhaps our canine companions will do better.  

It's great that we're learning to love our bodies, but whose bright idea was it to give us twice as much skin as we actually require? 

Two of us could fit in one, and frankly, we're sick of it. 

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We're not sure if we want to commit to a full facelift. Canines, here. 

I was wondering whether there was a bacon-flavored version of Botox.  

We need to keep up appearances, and if we go to the dog park with fillers and a brow lift, the poodles won't take us seriously.  

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