Maintaining “Platonic” Relationships

Maintaining their come-ons and keeping them in the friend zone is your only option.

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Discuss your romantic life/interests. Even if no one deserves this much praise, you'll want to chew their ear off.

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He should see you sexually engaging with another man (or woman).

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Tell them about your filthy habits and stories. No need to brag about your “gross times” French kissing your best friend.

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When desperate for male attention, females tell fake nasty stories.

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Weep before them. Please understand that I intend this metaphorically.

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Tell him a significant thing about you that few people know.

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